Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following: Grab your current read. Open to a random page. Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page. BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!) . Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!
The fact is, I’d rather write a book than read a book. It’s like reading, only you get paid for it. Otherwise, it has all the same elements. I don’t know what’s on the next page. It’s suspenseful, yet I can control where it goes. It’s like interactive reading. Besides, I’ve already read books. A lot of them. Well, definitely more than seven.
the funny thing is…by Ellen Degeneres, page 2
I was flipping through a few books to see what I was going to take when we go to Vail on Saturday and this one made the cut.


That is funny! Great teaser.
Here’s mine
Heh. Love that quote. I hadn’t thought of reading this one, but maybe I should. I do find Degeneres really funny a lot of the time.
Vail?! Lucky duck. Take pictures.
I like the quote. Makes me want to write a book.
I loved that!!!
This just made me laugh…I guess I have read a lot of books also! lol
I too loved that!
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That’s great – “interactive reading!” I’ve got a couple of good teasers this week. Here’s a link.
Ha! Love Ellen…she’s always hilarious, and those lines definitely deliver. Great teaser!
If only I could write … Great teaser!
Ohhhh I love Ellen! She cracks me up. Here’s mine.
Oh boy, I just adore Ellen! That sounds excellent. Great choice of teasers!
My own teasers are at Bookishgal.
LOL funny lady. Me I much prefer reading, writing a review is hard enough, let alone a book!
Here’s my Teaser
Ellen is so funny! I haven’t read anything she’s written, but her stand-up is hysterical – witty without cutting anyone down.
Enjoy the book … and enjoy your vacation!
Love the teaser. Ellen is hilarious.
Gotta get this book! I’ve always thought Ellen was one of the funniest people on the planet – no matter what my husband says! Thanks for the teaser.
Glad you are enjoying the book! Sounds funny and clever.
I have watched her show a few times and although she seems genuine but it seems too much like an Oprah rip off.
I hope the book is good though.
That’s so interesting because I don’t think she is like Oprah at all. I find her very fresh and original. No one can be Oprah 🙂
Too funny! Nemo is currently on TV and she was geat in that. Well her voice was 🙂