September’s 5 Word Movie Reviews – Money for Charity

Wow.  What a month for movie disappointment!

Every time you add 5 words of your own to one of my reviews then you donate $1 to charity.  What charity, you ask?  The charity is chosen by the person who has the most reviews once we reach 100. (Last charity herePLEASE leave a clear 5 word comment so I can give credit for it.

Please join the fun :)  We’re up to $72!!

You can add reviews to any of my past movie posts AND see who is in the contributing lead here.

Never Let Me Go, 2010 (Cast-Carey Mulligan, Keira Knightley, Andrew Garfield)  Grade B-

Thoughtful, Depressing Look at Cloning.

Disturbing, tragic tale of cloning. (Heather)


The Hangover 2, 2011 (Cast-Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zack Galifianakis, Justin Bartha)  Grade C+

Part 1 Redux – Bangkok style

Round two not laughing much :) (Teddyree)

They do it again, somehow.  (Tony)

Man of the Year, 2006 (Cast-Robin Williams, Laura Linney, Christopher Walken, Lewis Black)   Grade C-

Hot Topics But Misguided Story


Clockers film poster.jpgClockers, 1995 (Cast- Mekhi Phifer, Harvey Keitel, John Turturro, Delroy Lindo)  Grade D+

I Remember Loving The Book 😦

August’s 5 Word Movie Reviews – Join in an Win $ for Charity

Every time you add 5 words of your own to one of my reviews then you donate $1 to charity.  What charity, you ask?  The charity is chosen by the person who has the most reviews once we reach 100. (Last charity herePLEASE leave a clear 5 word comment so I can give credit for it.

Please join the fun :)   We’re up to $70!!

You can add reviews to any of my past movie posts AND see who is in the contributing lead here.

It’s Complicated, 2009 (Cast-Meryl Streep, Alec Baldwin, Steve Martin)        Grade B+

Is Sleeping With Ex Cheating?

Romcom with well preserved talent :)  (Teddyree)

Dream House, 2011 (Cast-Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz, Naomi Watts)  Grade B

Murders?  What murders?  Psychological thriller.

A different and intense thriller.  (Heather)

The Seven-Per-Cent Solution, 1976 (Cast-Nicol Williamson, Robert Duvall, Alan Arkin, Laurence Olivier)   Grade B-

Sherlock, cocaine, Freud.  Oddly addicting.

Tower Heist, 2011 (Cast-Ben Stiller, Alan Alda, Matthew Broderick, Eddie Murphy, Gabourey Sidibe) Grade C

Murphy, Sidibe provided the laughs.

Would sink without Eddie Murphy (Jenners)

Hope Springs, 2012 (Cast-Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones, Steve Carrell)   Grade D+

Kept waiting for… something, anything!

Talented cast wasted; mediocre plot. (Kathy)

 Love cast, but too sad. (Kay)

July’s 5 Word Movie Reviews – Join in and win $ for Charity

Jason’s reign as theater king as ended.  He chose 5 movies per his March Madness win so the next one is mine.  Any good romantic comedies coming out?

Every time you add 5 words of your own to one of my reviews then you donate $1 to charity.  What charity, you ask?  The charity is chosen by the person who has the most reviews once we reach 100. (Last charity herePLEASE leave a clear 5 word comment so I can give credit for it.

You can add reviews to any of my past movie posts AND see who is in the contributing lead here.

Dark knight rises poster.jpgBatman Dark Knight Rises, 2012 (Cast-Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, Anne Hathaway, Joseph-Gordon-Levitt)   Grade B

Very Dark But Satisfying Conclusion

Totally epic loved every minute (Teddyree)

Amazing ending to fave series. (Kay)

 Intense, dark, fitting series end.  (Heather)

Tom Hardy outsmarts a gag.  (Tony)

War and Peace, 1956 (Cast-Audrey Hepburn, Henry Fonda, Mel Ferrer)   Grade C+

Better Choice to Read Book.

Ted, 2012 (cast-Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis)    Grade D

Druggie Teddy Bear Funny? Nope.

 The best part was trailer. (Kathy)

Great Animation. Amusing but vulgar. (Leslie)

I am Number Four, 2011 (Cast-Alex Pettyfer, Timothy Olyphant, Teresa Palmer)                   Grade D

Tiresome, Laughable and For Teens.

Save money read the book (Teddyree)

Just another lame fantasy movie.  (Heather)

Junes 5 Word Movie Reviews – Join in and win $ for Charity

A slow movie month!

Every time you add 5 words of your own to one of my reviews then you donate $1 to charity.  What charity, you ask?  The charity is chosen by the person who has the most reviews once we reach 100. (Last charity herePLEASE leave a clear 5 word comment so I can give credit for it.

You can add reviews to any of my past movie posts AND see who is in the contributing lead here.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2, 2011 (Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint)     Grade A-

Fitting end to remarkable series.

Filled with action, drama, humor. (Kathy)

My Harry Potter life complete!   (Kay)

Ricochet, 1991 (Denzel Washington. John Lithgow, Kevin Pollak, Ice-T)  Grade C

Ridiculous but two great leads.

A female figure in silhouette stands before an enormous statue of a humanoid head. Text at the middle of the poster reveals the tagline "The Search For Our Beginning Could Lead To Our End". Text at the bottom of the poster reveals the title, production credits and rating.Prometheus,2012 (Noomi Rapace, Michael Fassbender, Guy Pearce, Charlize Theron)   Grade D

Laughable search for life’s beginning.

Humans deserving alien body invasion. (Teddyree)

May’s 5 Word Movie Reviews – Join in and Win $ for Charity

Every time you add 5 words of your own to one of my reviews then you donate $1 to charity.  What charity, you ask?  The charity is chosen by the person who has the most reviews once we reach 100. (Last charity herePLEASE leave a clear 5 word comment so I can give credit for it.

You can add reviews to any of my past movie posts AND see who is in the contributing lead here.

The Avengers, 2012. (Cast-Robert Downey Jr., Samuel L Jackson, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Scarlett Johansson)                                Grade B+

Mindless superhero fun. Yummy cast.

The Hulk steals the show. (Jenners)
The best super-hero movie ever! (Heather)
Maybe my favorite superhero movie…ever! (Kay) (Yes, I allowed 6 words, but only for Kay and only this once!)
 Hot bods save the day (Teddyree)
Good for quips, at least.  (Tony)

Dark Shadows, 2012 Cast-Johnny Depp, Michelle Pfeiffer, Helena Bohnam Carter Grade C

Stupidly entertaining vampire. Too long.

Not bad but not great. (Jenners)

Ughh rather watch paint dry (Teddyree)

Funny in parts…lost its way.  (Heather)

 

The Chang-Up, 2011 (Cast-Ryan Reynolds, Jason Bateman)    Grade D–

What were they thinking? Asinine.

Sexist, not funny, and bleh.  (Heather)

April’s 5 Word Movie Reviews – Join in and win $ for charity

Every time you add 5 words of your own to one of my reviews then you donate $1 to charity.  What charity, you ask?  The charity is chosen by the person who has the most reviews once we reach 100. (Last charity herePLEASE leave a clear 5 word comment so I can give credit for it.

You can add reviews to any of my past movie posts AND see who is in the contributing lead here.

Act of Valor, 2012 (Cast-U.S. Navy Seals, Roselyn Sanchez, Nester Serrano, Emilio Rivera)    Grade B

Raw, Violent, Powerful Recruitment Film


 

A girl and two boys, running through a dark forest.Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows, Part 1, 2010 (Cast-Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint)      Grade B

Waited too long, Needed refresher.

Fast-paced first half of movie. (Heather)

Best one of the bunch! (Stephanie)

Good, but a little long. (Kathy)

Time to Grow Up Kids (Beth)

Saw at theater, exciting experience! (Debbie)

It’s hard to grow up.  (Kay)

Emma Watson, audio book reader.  (Tony)


 

Carrie, 1976 (Cast-Sissy Spacek, Piper Laurie, Amy Irving, John Travolta)  Grade C+

Getting period never so traumatic!

I can’t top yours, Stacy :)  (Stephanie)

Sissy Spacek was perfect lead. (Kathy)

King Of Horror Movies Classic (Beth)

Traumatized teen, pig blood, still scared! (Debbie) – I’m pretending not to notice the 6th word

Ick factor when first seen.  (Kay)


 

Man holding up a card labelled hall pass, his friends standing behind himHall Pass, 2011 (Cast-Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis) Grade C

Funny first half, iffy second.

Great cast, hoped for more. (Debbie)

March’s 5 Word Movie Reviews – Join in and win $ for charity

For the record, I have not read The Hunger Games series.

Every time you add 5 words of your own to one of my reviews then you donate $1 to charity.  What charity, you ask?  The charity is chosen by the person who has the most reviews once we reach 100. (Last charity herePLEASE leave a clear 5 word comment so I can give credit for it.

You can add reviews to any of my past movie posts AND see who is in the contributing lead here.

The Hunger Games, 2012(Cast-Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Liam Hewsworth)Grade A-

Totally Captivated By Badass Katniss

Can’t wait for next movie! (Jenners)

Great book adaptation, want more! (Teddyree)

Cesar Flickerman for the win!  (Softdrink)

Wow!  Ready for Catching Fire? (Kay)

Love Lawrence, Peeta not great.  (Heather)

Jennifer Lawrence is really grim.  (Tony)

Not Lawrence’s best. Harrelson rocks.  (Brendan)


A film poster showing two men framing a large, ornate window looking out onto London. Colin Firth, on the left, is wearing as naval uniform as King George VI, staring at the viewer. Geoffrey Rush, on the right, is wearing a suit and facing out the window, his back to the reader. The picture is overlaid with names and critical praise for the film.The King’s Speech, 2010 (Cast-Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, Helena Bonham Carter       Grade B

Wish Triumph Wasn’t War Speech.

Amazing acting – Firth and Rush (Kay)

Funny, delightful, touching. Love it! (Heather)

Fascinating true story; superb acting. (Kathy)

Brilliant, emotional, surprising, loved it!  (Teddyree)

It’s not really worth it.  (Tony)


Safe House, 2012 (Cast-Denzel Washington, Ryan Reynolds)         Grade B-

Feels Like Jason Bourne Thriller

Guy’s thriller, girl’s eye candy! (Kay)


Red Riding Hood, 2011 (Cast-Amanda Seyfried, Gary Oldman, Billy Burke, Julie Christie)   Grade C+

Silly Story but Visually Stunning.

 Silly, visually pretty, and silly. (Heather)

Boring, poorly acted, visually good (Caspette)

A blast from the past…see what I said about The Kids Are All Right (2010) and add your review.  Peeta from the Hunger Games (Josh Hutcherson) was excellent in this one.

February’s 5 Word Movie Reviews – Join in & win $ for charity

Every time you add 5 words of your own to one of my reviews then you donate $1 to charity.  What charity, you ask?  The charity is chosen by the person who has the most reviews once we reach 100. (Last charity herePLEASE leave a clear 5 word comment so I can give credit for it. 

You can add reviews to any of my past movie posts AND see who is in the contributing lead here.

The Descendants, 2011 (Cast-George Clooney, Shailene Woodley, Matthew Lillard, Judy Greer)    Grade B++

Don’t See When Depressed. Worthwhile.

Emotionally draining.  Acting is superb. (Kathy)

Heartwrenching loss yet uplifting drama. (Stephanie)

Sad. George runs super silly. (Jenners)

 

Jane Eyre, 2011 (Cast-Mia Wasikowska, Michael Fassbender, Judi Dench)   Grade B

Maybe my favorite casting ever.

The most gothic, emotional rendition. (Heather)

Deliciously Gothic, beautiful and emotional. (Jenny)

 

Babies, 2010 (Cast- Ponijao, Baya, Mari, Hattie)  Grade B-

Fun look at first year.

Cute kiddos worldwide, highly recommended (Kay)

So sweet and so funny. (Margot)

A blast from the past…see what I said about The Road (2009) and add your review.

January’s 5 Word Movie Reviews – Join in and win $ for charity

It was a slow movie month for me, but I’m guessing most of you have seen at least one of these.

Every time you add 5 words of your own to one of these reviews then you donate $1 to charity.  What charity, you ask?  The charity is chosen by the person who has the most reviews once we reach 100.  (Last charity here)

We’re starting with a clean slate this week.  You can add reviews to any of my past movie posts here.

(2008. Dakota Fanning, Queen Latifah, Paul Bettany, Jennifer Hudson, Alicia Keys, Sophie Okonedo)                     Grade A-

Broken girl finds loving Queen.

Great casting does book justice. (Kathy)

Amazing group of talented women. (Kay)

Movie great, book even better. (Heather)

Touching, amazing with perfect cast. (Marce)

Excellent movie and fave book. (Staci)

(2003.  Renee Zellweger, Ewan McGregor, David Hyde Pierce, Sarah Paulson)   Grade B-

Fun throwback with weird twist.

Doris and Rock modernized tribute! (Stephanie)

(2012. Katherine Heigl, Jason O’Mara, Daniel Sunjata, Sherri Shepherd, Debbie Reynolds)   Grade C+

Passable but missing series oomph.

Grandma, Ranger casting was wrong. (Margot)

December’s 5 Word Movie Reviews – Join In

Once a month I feature the movies I’ve seen for the first time with a 5 word ‘review’.  Only it’s not really a review.  For that I need your help.  I hope that you’ll add your 5 words to my 5 words and that someone else will add their 5 words and so on until we have a a fun hodgepodge of words that make up a ‘review’.

This month you can give money to charity by contributing your 5 words (Details here).  Please join the fun :)  Past 5 Word Reviews here.  We’re up to $99.

(2011. Cast-Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Noomi Rapace)   Grade A-

Smartly done period dramedy. Fun.

Even better than the first. (Michelle)

Downey, still my fave Sherlock.  (Heather)

(2011. Cast-Ed Helms, John C. Reilley, Anne Heche, Sigourney Weaver)       Grade B

Earnest Insurance Hijinks.  No, really.

(2010. Cast-Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel)                            Grade B

Totally unrealistic but cute romance.

Surprisingly cute but overly predictable.  (Heather)